Sunday, March 04, 2007

Baby Face


The Face Bra - a facelift without surgery!
The Face Bra uses a light non-latex fabric impregnated with natural minerals that lift, firm and tighten the skin after only a few treatments. It can be used by men and women.
The liquid minerals combined with the light pressure of the bra produce a noticeably tighter, fresher and lifted silhouette after just one application. The minerals -- which are natural and non-toxic -- are formulated to deeply cleanse, soften, and tighten the facial bosoms. It is recommended that The Face Bra is used daily for 30 to 40 minutes a day for the first week.
Typically users experience a tightening of skin and a noticeable reduction of their double chins and puffy eyes or cheeks after 15 to 20 days. Each kit provides 20 treatments, making the cost of each lifting facial treatment approximately £2 and mineral refills are available.
AHEM.

10 comments:

Emma's Kat said...

LMAO! Hi my sweet Boca boo! [ahem] And Marley too of course! So you think the face bra would help them support their bodacious FB's??

Rosie(who else?) said...

.......ahem....that was the idea...HYAK!.........

Max said...

Where can I order two of them? I wqanna give them to my people who are sagging all over the place...

Daisy said...

I think my Mommie could use one of those things.... but don't tell her I said so!

Kim said...

Hi Marley! Hi Boca Boo! OK, speaking as a human, WHERE CAN I GET ONE?! Hee Hee!

These two are of rather ample FBage! LOL!

caspersmom said...

O.K. got to put couple in order for Gizmo and the Captain.

O.K. so I need one too.

Mommaliptits

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Ample FBage, love it.

momsbusy said...

can i order one too?

Kim said...

Mommaliptits...HAHAHAHAHAHA, whoooooHooooo, LOLOLOL, ROFLMBO!!! Monica, you're a hoot! I guess the Captain had to get it from somewhere! LOL!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

hahahahaha! that's great!