Friday, March 30, 2007

Just The Two Of Us

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us, you and I

Monday, March 26, 2007

Bungle In The Jungle

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Bare Necessities

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


Marley, Benji, Oreo
Cleo, Patches and Gizmo
Daisy with the curly hair
On the cover of a brand new chair
Hissy Missy, Kitty Mean
Picture of a beauty queen
Psycho Kitty, Sherwood Bear
Little KC is bald down there
Marigold and Momma Grace
Sexy Mousie gave good face
Sophie, Emma, Kismet too
Captain Casper, we love you
Ladies with a tortitude
Tomcats that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Scratch the post, there's nothing to it

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Baby Face

The Face Bra - a facelift without surgery!
The Face Bra uses a light non-latex fabric impregnated with natural minerals that lift, firm and tighten the skin after only a few treatments. It can be used by men and women.
The liquid minerals combined with the light pressure of the bra produce a noticeably tighter, fresher and lifted silhouette after just one application. The minerals -- which are natural and non-toxic -- are formulated to deeply cleanse, soften, and tighten the facial bosoms. It is recommended that The Face Bra is used daily for 30 to 40 minutes a day for the first week.
Typically users experience a tightening of skin and a noticeable reduction of their double chins and puffy eyes or cheeks after 15 to 20 days. Each kit provides 20 treatments, making the cost of each lifting facial treatment approximately £2 and mineral refills are available.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Carry That Weight

So, has anyone ever seen/read this hilarious book?
It's a parody of a book called: "French Women Don't Get Fat" (which they don't).

I can confirm-these kitties are NOT French!

Discuss, s'il vous plait.