Just The Two Of Us

Just the two of us

We can make it if we try

Just the two of us

Building castles in the sky

Just the two of us, you and I

Bungle In The Jungle

Let's bungle in the jungle --- well, that's all right by me.

I'm a tiger when I want love,

but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Video Killed The Radio Star

Bare Necessities

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Old Mother Nature's recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life

VOGUE

Marley, Benji, Oreo

Cleo, Patches and Gizmo

Daisy with the curly hair

On the cover of a brand new chair

Hissy Missy, Kitty Mean

Picture of a beauty queen

Psycho Kitty, Sherwood Bear

Little KC is bald down there

Marigold and Momma Grace

Sexy Mousie gave good face

Sophie, Emma, Kismet too

Captain Casper, we love you

Ladies with a tortitude

Tomcats that were in the mood

Don't just stand there, let's get to it

Scratch the post, there's nothing to it

VOGUE.

Sweet Dreams(Are Made of This)

Bootylicious

Baby Face

The Face Bra - a facelift without surgery!

The Face Bra uses a light non-latex fabric impregnated with natural minerals that lift, firm and tighten the skin after only a few treatments. It can be used by men and women.

The liquid minerals combined with the light pressure of the bra produce a noticeably tighter, fresher and lifted silhouette after just one application. The minerals -- which are natural and non-toxic -- are formulated to deeply cleanse, soften, and tighten the facial bosoms. It is recommended that The Face Bra is used daily for 30 to 40 minutes a day for the first week.

Typically users experience a tightening of skin and a noticeable reduction of their double chins and puffy eyes or cheeks after 15 to 20 days. Each kit provides 20 treatments, making the cost of each lifting facial treatment approximately £2 and mineral refills are available.

AHEM.

Carry That Weight

So, has anyone ever seen/read this hilarious book?

It's a parody of a book called: "French Women Don't Get Fat" (which they don't).

I can confirm-these kitties are NOT French!

Discuss, s'il vous plait.